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cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

(via lubricates)

porodise:

I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.

(Source: dad-buscemi)

being shy is the worst thing ever i wish i wasnt shy because it ruins everything 

(Source: sidnugget, via endless-looping)

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

(via usel3ss-sorrows)